I had a dream...
Here's a conversation I had with a student in my 8th period at the high school:
JT: Mr. S, I had a crazy dream last night that you were in.
Mr. S: Really? Tell me about it.
JT: Naw, you don't don't want to know.
Mr. S: Okay, then don't tell me.
JT: You don't want to know about my dream?
Mr. S: You told me I didn't want to know.
JT: Do you want to hear about it?
Mr. S: Sure.
JT: You and MW got into a fight.
[The obvious next question...]
Mr. S.: Well... Who won?
JT: He got a couple good licks in, but you took him out and made him urinate on himself.
So... A girl in class dreamed I beat her best male friend so badly that he pissed himself. What does that mean, Dr. Freud?